Area 51? Think wetter! While AJ insists those 1947 crash reports were just weather balloons, Hecklefish has uncovered shocking evidence that Roswell was actually an underwater testing facility. This classic design reveals the truth about why those alien materials were so reflective (obviously designed for deep-sea navigation!). Did those mysterious craft really crash, or did they just need a quick dip? WARNING: Knowledge this deep may cause spontaneous theorizing about why New Mexico needs so many swimming pools!
.: The men’s cotton crew tee comes with a light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)) .: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester