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TWF Everything Blanket

$75.00

Finally, Something to Hide Under When the Lizzid Peeple Arrive. AJ wanted to call this a "throw blanket," but I insisted on The Everything Blanket—because it covers everything. Your legs, your secrets, and your fear of the Crabcat. It’s got 20 square feet of buttery warmth and features my favorite art (mostly because I look great in it).


  • 50” x 60” of pure, unadulterated comfort.

  • It’s so soft, even I wouldn't complain about it—and you know how much I love to complain.

  • Drape it over your couch to let guests know they are entering a "Logic-Optional" zone.

Only 12 in stock!