Show you are an obeying servant of our Fair Lord, Hecklefish!!
Keep those conspiracy theories cozy in official Hecklefish-approved outerwear! Front: Display your allegiance to the world's most enlightened goldfish investigator. Back: Let everyone behind you know they're being monitored by an expert in aquatic surveillance! While AJ claims it's just a comfortable hoodie, Hecklefish has personally verified that this premium zip-up blocks alien scanning waves AND keeps you warm.
.: 80% combed, ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester.: Medium heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)).: Regular fit.: Runs true to size
