Here's a fun marketing blurb for an "It's Obviously Aliens" mug:
"👽 Finally, a mug that speaks the TRUTH! Our bold 20 oz "It's Obviously Aliens" mug is perfect for those moments when there's just no other logical explanation. Whether you're examining crop circles on your lunch break or documenting mysterious lights in the sky during your midnight coffee run, this mug gets it.
Made for the true believers and the gloriously suspicious, this conversation starter holds enough coffee to fuel your next conspiracy deep-dive or late-night documentation session. And let's be honest - when your coworkers ask about those mysterious weekend plans? *gestures at mug* It's Obviously Aliens.
Features:- Large enough to hydrate through any close encounter- Perfect for pointing at during debates- Guaranteed to be made on Earth (we think)- Ancient astronaut theorists suggest... you need this mug
Only $20.00 - a small price to pay for spreading the truth one sip at a time!
P.S. We can neither confirm nor deny if our design team had extraterrestrial assistance."
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l).: Material: durable white ceramic.: C-shaped easy-grip handle.: Glossy finish
