NOTE: This is for the Santa Hat ONLY. Hecklefish is currently busy eating shrimp and is sold separately.

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Is your Hecklefish plushie looking a little too... conspiratorial? Give him a break from the tin foil and let him embrace the holiday spirit with this new addition. This festive red hat is the perfect way to make sure Hecklefish is ready for some eggnog (though we strongly advise against actually giving him any).

• Features a high-quality velcro anchor point for a lightning-fast transition from "Tin Foil Paranoia" to "Holiday Cheer."

• Soft, festive, and Made in the USA.

• Once these are gone, they’re going back into the vault alongside the redacted CIA documents.

• Proven to increase your plushie’s holiday spirit by at least 400%.