🐟 WANTED: For Spreading the TRUTH! Introducing our exclusive 20 oz mug featuring everyone's favorite deep-state-investigating fish, Hecklefish Moriarty, in his most notorious moment. Captured in this classic mugshot pose, our scaly truth-seeker reminds us that something's definitely fishy in the government!
Hecklefish stands defiant, complete with height markers behind him. The charges? Excessive Investigation of Underwater Pyramids and First-Degree Truth Bombing.
Grab one for only $20.00 - a small price to pay for keeping Hecklefish's mission alive! Perfect for your morning coffee or late-night research sessions.
Warning: May cause spontaneous theories about what REALLY happens in the Mariana Trench.
