Keep the truth close and the questions closer with this official Hecklefish keychain! Whether you're investigating local mysteries or just trying to find your car keys in a grocery store parking lot, Hecklefish is here to provide his signature brand of sarcastic commentary and healthy skepticism.
Made with high-quality materials that can withstand even the most heated debates about whether the moon landing was faked (spoiler alert: it wasn't, but Hecklefish will gladly explain why some people think it was).
Attach it to your keys, backpack, or anywhere you need a reminder that the truth is out there...
"Finally, a fish that won't try to sell you essential oils or cryptocurrency." - Probably what Hecklefish would say about himself
