Is your morning coffee a mystery? Is it just coffee, or is it part of a complex, hand-selected blend designed to stimulate their monitoring grid? This mug will not protect you from lizzid people, but it will make you look cool while discussing them. Use responsibly. Fear the Crabcat!

• 20 oz ceramic mug.

• Lead and BPA free.

• Dishwasher (top rack only) and microwave safe.