Sometimes the real conspiracy is how you keep losing your ID badge, keys, or backstage passes to secret government facilities (okay, maybe not that last one). Enter The Why Files lanyard - the perfect way to keep your essentials secure while broadcasting your love for mysteries, critical thinking, and really good storytelling.
Strong enough to hold your credentials, stylish enough to start conversations with fellow mystery enthusiasts, and skeptical enough to remind you that correlation doesn't equal causation - even when it comes to why you always lose your keys in the same spot.
Perfect for fans who want to wear their love of The Why Files while maintaining easy access to the tools of investigation (or at least their work badge and car keys).
Warning: May lead to coworkers asking if you "really believe that stuff" - perfect opportunity to explain the difference between being open-minded and being gullible.
