Hecklefish believes. We know they are out there somewhere.
🦎 Stay Hydrated, Stay Alert! Our premium 20 oz mug isn't just any ordinary vessel - it's your daily defense against dehydration AND disinformation. Made with special non-reflective coating (because we all know who's watching through shiny surfaces 👀), this mug keeps your beverages at the perfect temperature while you stay vigilant. Perfect for your morning coffee or midday "truth serum" tea!
Secret bonus: The ergonomic handle is specifically designed for human hands (sorry, shape-shifters!). Get yours now for just $20.00. - that's a small price to pay for staying refreshed AND informed! Text wraps all the way around the mug!
Warning: May cause increased awareness of suspicious blinking patterns in news anchors
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l).: Material: durable white ceramic.: C-shaped easy-grip handle.: Glossy finish
