"Hey, youse guys! It's ya boy Hecklefish!"
5 MILLION subscribers?! Fuhgeddaboudit!
Listen here, I been swimmin' in dis bowl watchin' AJ tell stories while I'm ova here droppin' TRUTH BOMBS about lizzid people and government cover-ups, and now we got 5 MILLION of youse beautiful conspiracy theorists joinin' the family!
From da bottom of my fishy heart (yeah, I got one - the CIA didn't remove it yet), THANK YOU for believin' in da weird, da wild, and da wonderful. Whether you're here for da cryptids, da UFOs, or just to watch me school AJ on why tinfoil hats are fashion statements, you make dis goldfish feel like he's swimmin' in liquid gold instead of tap water!
Keep questionin' everything, stay suspicious of everyone, and rememba - FEAR THE CRAB CAT!
Much love from ya paranoid pet fish, 🐠 Hecklefish 🐠
P.S. - If dis shirt disappears from ya closet, it wasn't me... it was definitely da Men in Black.
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